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Upload a clear shot of your bedroom, living room, kitchen, or gloriously confused home office.
AI interior commentary engine
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload one photo. RoomRoast turns your decor decisions into a brutally funny, share-ready roast—then suggests smart ways to fix the damage.
One free roast to start. You control what gets shared.
Roast preview
“Your lamp is giving interrogation room, but the rug has already confessed.”
The RoomRoast promise
Funny, not cruel
The room gets dragged. The person does not.
Useful underneath
Every punchline can lead to a practical design improvement.
Yours to share
Nothing goes viral unless you decide to post it.
One photo. Full character arc.
From questionable decor to premium group-chat content.
Fast enough for a laugh, observant enough to notice the details, and useful enough to inspire your next room refresh.
Choose the heat
Pick a roast style, from playful side-eye to a premium no-mercy takedown.
Get roasted—and rescued
Receive a punchy critique, a share-ready card, and practical decor recommendations for the parts worth fixing.
Static share cardShort-form videoFix-it shortlist
Pick your burn level
Start with a spark. Upgrade for the inferno.
No setup fee. No annual commitment required.
First Burn
A quick taste of the heat.
$0
- 1 AI room roast
- Share-ready image card
- 3 practical fix suggestions
- Standard roast style
Maximum heat
Roast Pro
For serial redecorators and chaotic group chats.
$7/month
Unlimited room roasts
All roast personalities
Video and image exports
Expanded fix-it recommendations
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Before you expose the throw pillows
Fair questions. Brutally honest answers.
Your beige era ends here
Give your room the feedback your friends won’t.
Upload a photo, get the punchline, and discover what might actually make the space better.
Roast my room